新贵第一季

第4集：十四行诗

葛林的独白Some chink（裂缝） in the armour of his propriety（礼节）. Some lewd scandal, or base crime, With which to dispatch him to the dungeon or the gallows.

solvent没有债务的。 Nailed it.搞定了。 By Jupiter's hairy armpit.（完成了十四行诗集）Iambicpentameter is my bitch. A sonnet is like the idle wind when it bubbleth within, you have to let it out.一首诗出来了，就像泡泡一样，你得让它放出来。

A play is but a puff of air. A player's stinking breath doth give it life, but no sooner is it spoke than 'tis lost amid the burps and fartle barfles of the groundlings. But the published poem lives forever.表现莎士比亚还是最看重诗歌的，所以他自称诗人。 groundling特指没鉴赏力的低俗观众。

The sonnets are what the kids are digging and ever shall. Make the epic verse cycle look so last century.使长篇史诗像是过时。

Young people have such short attention spans these days.借古讽今，真是一句经典。

Don't get clever with me. 别和我抖机灵。

每次经典commuter的抱怨： Coach crash at the Watford turnpike. Well, it wasn't the crash that delayed us, amazingly the local watch clear that up with some efficiency. But all who then pass must slow to a snail's pace to gawp at the wreck.看热闹的不嫌事大。

You are so crap.你真烂。

醉过才知酒浓，爱过才知情重，你不能做我的诗，正如我不能做你的梦。 没想到莎翁的一生还能做成情景喜剧，其作品的典型情节全被融入进生活的荒唐中作梗。 正值盛年的莎翁一点文青的样子也没有，只是个靠写戏讨生活的伦敦漂，每次都需赶春运马车到家，在埃文河畔斯特拉特福德，剧院，伦敦蜗居孕育一般人看不懂的黄色诗歌和笑点需要靠脚注的喜剧。 这部剧就是莎翁的原材料，未经加工，他参与其中，苦中有乐，却不知正确地应用在未来的作品里，罗密欧与朱丽叶是爱情喜剧，借钱还肉不还血的桥段他原本打算带进坟墓，不懂拉丁文却可以写如此晦涩的情诗给同性异性偶像求爱。 无法得知这个有才有志青年怀着满满的墨水在伦敦打拼的心路历程，“鹊起之鸦”的名号叫得再响也不过是个拿演员薪水操文化人心，却不被主流剑桥毕业生认同的作家。世间百相他从底层体会到发迹，平视伟人，同情普通人，贴着骨肉去讲故事，用自己的语言，拐了几个弯的语言。 由此，莎翁为“鹊起之鸦”这种鄙夷称呼伤神，急于得到认同，赶着换穿时兴的裤袜，毫无文人风骨可言，这正是他的生活独特的所在，这种体现方式像他的戏剧，不想要的偏要来，渴求的非要转几个弯才出现。 正是因为剑桥毕业的富家子们把他隔离在上流梦外，莎翁的作品才不流俗，脑洞才得以开得清奇。

第一集主线：《罗密欧与朱丽叶》的悲情结局

主要槽点：

①莎翁（老婆出身低下且年长于他、comedy加长注释来说明笑点、为少男写sonnet的同性恋倾向、总打字谜难为读者）

②英国交通系统低效

③男女的不平等（当时的偏见：女性在心智上比男性低等，因此不能胜任各种工作e.g.登台表演，于是戏剧中的女性角色由男性在胸部塞coconut假扮）

④精英子弟在牛津剑桥生活放纵，日后依然可以平步青云

第二集主线：《哈姆雷特》的戏中戏

主要槽点：

①莎翁（年纪轻轻就秃顶、颠倒语序只为押韵、篡改史实以博眼球、喜欢造英语新词）

②莎翁和马洛的bromance；传言莎翁作品是马洛代笔，本剧做成了反转情节

③马洛为英国皇室作国际间谍，监视天主教的颠覆活动

④血腥玛丽女王迫害新教教徒，后来伊丽莎白女王又迫害天主教教徒

+继续第一集的槽点②③④

第三集主线：《第十二夜》管家的诡异服饰

主要槽点：

①莎翁（小镇乡巴佬且学历有限、渴望作品被世人认可、渴望跻身上流社会、戏剧的主角总做内心独白）

②亨利八世为了跟老婆离婚再娶侍女安博林，从而与罗马教皇决裂，自封英国国教老大

③罗伯特•格林给莎翁作品写差评

④对犹太人的种族偏见

⑤承接上集的反转，说马洛作品《马耳他岛的犹太人》是莎翁代笔

+继续第一集的槽点②③

第四集主线：《十四行诗》

主要槽点：

①莎翁（sonnet的五步抑扬格；sonnet154的slant rhyme不够押韵；sonnet是写给“美少年”Lord Southampton和“黑美人”Emelia Lanier，而不是他夫人Anne Hathaway；莎翁的sonnet讽刺了传统情诗的谄媚风格，他会在行文中承认爱人的不完美；莎翁的同性恋倾向；sonnet116成为婚礼致辞的经典款）

②年轻人的attention span变短，沉溺电子设备的即时性娱乐

③英国孩子上学时被迫读莎翁的诗歌，而且多半读不懂其深层含义

+继续第一集的槽点②③

第五集主线：《麦克白》的核心情节

主要槽点：

①莎翁（老妈出身贵族家庭、老爹常干违法买卖、莎翁购买的唯一房产“New Place”）

②女巫可能是被男权社会迫害和放逐的优秀女性

③苏格兰的独特文化（William Wallace的民族独立起义、不健康的饮食如deep fried mars bar）

④英国传统喜剧的低俗笑点

+继续第一集的槽点②③

第六集主线：《威尼斯商人》的一磅肉契约和女扮男装

主要槽点：

①莎翁（不懂拉丁语、其戏剧太冗长、投资建立剧院）

②英国上层人士在大航海时代的贸易投资

③男女的不平等（女性特质如敏感/勤劳/食素/注重着装VS男性特质如暴力/不干家务/食肉/邋遢、当时的剧院有巨大的男厕和巨小的女厕）

+继续第一集的槽点②

S1 ep1： insufferable smuglington难以忍受/傲慢的自大狂 the Burst Ballsack爆炸阴囊 brutal love,despised love.Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose,and Im a prick. thuggish interjection凶残的感叹词 wankington神经质 foul trollop We'd thought to be his jailer,but what better chains to keep him close than those of love. It is illegal for girls to do anything interesting. thy.thou你的 bollingbrokes S2 ep2： Quae mihi quia ego stulta..当个无知的女人真羞耻 wold jumpling堆砌词藻 preening supercilious plague pustule得意洋洋 高傲的 瘟疫 脓包 sirrah小子 inadequate不能胜任的，不充足的，不会生活 girlie actor女演员 A girl to play a girl?How rigorous！严肃 clever little bastible（bastard） fartsome baldy-boots烦人的秃子 S2 ep3： lovely-dovey smoochy-woochy 情意绵绵 浪漫又令人扼腕叹息的 it went rumpy-pumpy lovely-dovey to choppy-woppy heady-deady 从情意绵绵的鱼水之欢到令人唏嘘的死亡 Comedy isn't jokes, Comedy is attitude. It's not what you say, It's what you don't say.

好想找剧本来看啊！

以下台词转自：http://wanderingbakya.com/upstart-crow-season-1-wherefore-art-thou-shakespeare/

William Shakespeare Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1 (and what they mean):

“The two tunnels that lie beneath the bridge be blocked. “ – William Shakespeare, when he means “snotted nose”.

“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Why are you Romeo?”

“Leaping amphibian caught in the ruby pipe which starts with a swallow but knows not of birds.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Have you got frog in your throat?”

“We unleash the most parasitic creature in Christendom.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “the English posh boy”.

“If you write a play, I fear it would be like that which stinks but be not fish, fertilizes plants but be not compost, and is the last stage of the digestive process but be not a glass of port in a pipe of tobacco.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “crap”.

“And so am I like the fulsome cleavage of a buxom saucy wench.” William Shakespeare, when he means “much looked down upon”.

“It won’t stay in that which supports a hat but be not a hook, has a crown but be not a king, and is fringe with hair but be not my balling brooks.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “earlobe”.

“You be that which though it have tits have no breasts, and though it have balls be not a game of tennis.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “man”.

Other Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1:

“Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose, and I, am a prick.” – Florian Greene

“Where she breathes, flowers bloom. Where she sings, pixies dance. Her most billowingly flatulent fartle barfle be sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.” – Florian Greene

“I always think that a sentence sounds better if you mix up the words of it. It’s one of my best tricks.” – William Shakespeare (David Mitchell)

“As a dramatist, I take the view that a fat man with an ax saying, “Close your eyes, love” Thwack isn’t quite as compelling theater as Frigid Liz bitchslapping her cutesome Caledonian cals, Mary, in a bit of queen on queen action.” – William Shakespeare

“You can’t be an actor, you’re a girl. Where will you put the coconuts?” – William Shakespeare

“Clever girl is an ugly girl, Kate.” – Christopher Marlowe (Tim Downie)

“Your name is like a cold sore. It’s one everybody’s lips.” – William Shakespeare to Christopher Marlowe

“I must hasten to insert my nose between the set of the next royal buttocks before other oily courtiers fill the gap.” – Robert Greene (Mark Greene)

“Getting a bad review is much worse than getting the plague, because at least with the plague, the person who gave it to you dies.” – William Shakespeare to Bottom

“The noble peacock does not hang his head. He displays his bumshanks with magnificent feathery plumes.” – Christopher Marlowe to William Shakespeare after the latter receives a bad review.

“If I turn up in form-fitting tights, everyone will see I’ve got balls.” – William Shakespeare

“What is a potato but a starchy tuber? What is tobacco but a dried weed? What is a corn cob but a big yellow bubbly dildo?” – William Shakespeare

超级好看我的天！！对莎士比亚早年创作生涯及其早期作品的解构式表达，黑色幽默到了极致，借古喻今了属于是。各种话题都有涉及，女性主义，英国交通之困境，莎士比亚之谜等等，台词花样百出，截图截到手抽筋😂 剧中最出彩的四个角色全部是女性——女管家凯特，莎士比亚之妻，大女儿苏，还有酒吧女老板。每个女性都是智慧的、勇敢的，相反男性角色都各有毛病，轻佻的，愚蠢的，自大的……嘲讽拉满了。 编剧一定最爱凯特了！凯特是小天使，独立、勇敢、智慧、博学、温柔……所有我能想到的美好品质都能拿来形容她！！！全剧之光！从第一季第一集凯特想做女演员，到第二季最后终于女扮男装演了一回罗密欧，再到第三季我们凯特拥有了想当导演的梦想！真是历经艰难一路成长啊，是小天使无误了！